1: University halls
Disgusting kitchen? Got that
Unexplained mould in fridge? Not touching it.
Can hear your housemate having sex? Check.
2: EVERYWHERE wants to give you student discount.
And you’d be a mug if you didn’t take that extra 10% off your campus Starbucks.
3: Club promoters are the BANE of your life.
I don’t care if the jaegers are £2.50, the night is shit, I’m not coming in.
4: You learn the true meaning of caffeine shakes.
Eye twitches, muscle pain, lovely.
5: You can quickly go from peasant to royalty the moment your loan comes in.
Drinks on you then.
6: Your pre drinks mostly consist of this:
Vodka squash AKA SQUADKA.
7: Being able to go to lectures in pyjamas
(and you don’t give a shit either)
8: Living in the uni library off shit coffee and vending machine snacks.
9: Writing a chapter of your dissertation only for your supervisor to tear it apart.
I spent three weeks on that, thanks Michelle.
10: You pay for printing even though you’re already paying £9,000 a year